Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoChild supportsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1754arrow-down120
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minus-squareWilco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·7 days agoMy 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
minus-squareabsGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·7 days agoMy 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 days agoMy 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.
minus-squarepotoo22@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 days agoMy 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
minus-squareWILSOOON@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 days agoMy son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoOh shit I bet he makes 6k figures
My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
My 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.
My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
#blessed
My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
Oh shit I bet he makes 6k figures