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      Omg, sign me up! I’m gonna put that script in production for a server used by millions of customers around the world!

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        Oh no, now there is a security audit and the pdf generated is insecure, the unpaid developer that has not logged in since 2015 has to fix this ASAP

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    The secret to success in software engineering:

    1. Lie and say that there is
    2. Write or use a conversion algorithm
    3. Boss won’t know the difference
    4. Collect bonus at performance evaluation
    5. Put “AI engineer” on resume