over_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWhat is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1146arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1142arrow-down1external-linkWhat is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something?lemmy.worldover_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoOh shit, you must mean Amber Heard…
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoI wasn’t gonna call her out directly, but yeah
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·21 hours agoHow does that rhyme go again? ‘Amber Heard, she dropped a turd, and fetched a pail of cum’
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·21 hours ago…she acted a victim, but couldn’t convince them, because that bitch is dumb I think that’s how it went?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-221 hours agoAh, thank you for the reminder, now I can sleep easier tonight. proceeds to not sleep for three days Edit: No, I don’t even know what I meant, but I’ve been drinking, so I’ll leave it.
Oh shit, you must mean Amber Heard…
I wasn’t gonna call her out directly, but yeah
How does that rhyme go again?
‘Amber Heard, she dropped a turd, and fetched a pail of cum’
…she acted a victim, but couldn’t convince them, because that bitch is dumb
I think that’s how it went?
Ah, thank you for the reminder, now I can sleep easier tonight.
proceeds to not sleep for three daysEdit: No, I don’t even know what I meant, but I’ve been drinking, so I’ll leave it.