Lemmy is so far left that we all share a communal girlfriend

Plastic shopping bag: lasts 1000 years stuck in a bush outside a Tesco without breaking down

Carefully engineered storage medium stored in ambient temperature indoors in a case:

Tomb Raider is a conceptually amazing game. Level design and re-use of rooms to save memory was outstanding.

I use these memes to gradually radicalize my friends and family 👍

I’m a meme archaeologist and I can confirm that in this context, it means that the written action occured spontaneously, without anybody asking for it, expecting it, or wanting it. Typical used to describe things that are rather strange or baffling. Such as:

Nobody:

Cats at 3am: “I must run so fast right now”

For this meme, it’s implying that nobody really expected, wanted, or antagonized ol’ musky to become an evil corpo-oligarchic space Karen, but he did anyway, for seemingly no reason.

From now on, I’m only buying Saab Gripen fighter jets for my family at Christmas.

Did he go to city council chambers, or did he just vaguely go into the city itself and start arguing with people?

Property tax hurts landlords and I’m here for that.

What did this guy pay for his house, like 20k?

Yeah those prices shocked me, even though I was there 3000 years ago when they were written.

New ACAB just dropped, BABA!