• 2 Posts
  • 10 Comments
Joined 2 years ago
cake
Cake day: July 8th, 2023

help-circle



  • 4 days ago in a conversation with Trump Trudeau said he didn’t know when the elections will take place in Canada. Trump immediately jumped to the conclusion that “Trudeau is using the tariffs to stay in power” and raised a big public stink about it, not once realizing that what Trudeau meant is that the date of the elections (which will have to happen before October of this year no matter what) was completely out of his hands because he was about to step down as prime minister. How the fuck did Trump not know that? It’s not like it was a secret or anything. Everyone knew Trudeau was going to step down today except him.

    Wanna bet Trump will be once again confused by this transition and will call it a “coup” now?








  • Dude: “I wish traffic in my area wasn’t so bad”

    Genie: “Ok, people driving in your area will be financially penalized for using their car instead of public transit, therefore alleviating traffic.”

    Dude: “hey wait, I want an exception made for me! I am special. I am the main character, I should be the only one driving a car!”

    Genie: “That was your third wish. Goodbye.”