Gimme one of these bad boys and utility razor.

Rhetoric that there won’t be future elections is straight up pussy shit. Go lay down and die somewhere else.

I just don’t get it. He could have used the Defense Production Act to lower prices of eggs and he would have been a HERO to the working class idiots that voted for him. He would have ensured that no Democrat ever wins another election. Instead he was like, “Y’all are about to be poor for awhile while I do the dumbest shit you’ve ever seen. Watch this shit. Fuck your egg prices, I’m going to pretend to steal Canada, Greenland, and Panama City Beach or some shit.”

There’s no pot of gold at the end of the potato rainbow. I’ve been down that road.