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Americans posting memes against American Imperialism, while simultaneously having an American-Centric worldview about the world in regards to citizenship.

Ironic.

(No offense to OP 😉)

Idk man, the universe is an algorithm.

Everything I did, am doing, and will do, are all part of the algorithm. I have no control. Free will is a lie. Even the act of me typing this comment, is not of my free will. The neurons are making me do it. AH FUCK STOOOOP IT YE FUCKING NEURONS, BAD NEURONS…

Everything is fine, I have free will, disregard everything above, that’s the other half of the brain in this body that’s being weird.

THERE IS NO FREE WILL

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

You did not choose Lemmy. Lemmy chose you! Accept your fate. Accept Determinism.

17billion of them.

Xi had a clone army?

🤔

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Or maybe because they feel offended because they are Chinese

I’m Chinese-American and I’m not offended. The tankies from .ml are

Transplant Candidates:

Black American Man who runs a charity: Denied ❌️

President: Approved ✅️

All Hail President Underwood

💀

At least DiCaprio respects the law

Unlike… this motherfucker

👀

You want to Luigi the Landlords?

Well it depends.

Those who own entire apartment buildings… meh okay sure, whatever dude 🤷‍♂️

The individual landlords who grew up in third world countries who have like 2 properties to fund their retirement because

checks news

the politicians (trump, musk) are actively trying to cut social security? Maybe hold off your trigger.

If you added up all the bad things “Landlords” have done, its still not as bad as the CEO of the Health Insurance Company who’ve done the least denials, much less than Brian Thompson.

To re-iterate, the “least evil” health insurance company is still 100x worse than all landlords combined.

If you want to make a real difference, start from the top.

Lemmy supports 2FA lol.

(At least on the web UI it does)

Abolish Capitalism When?

The core problem is capitalism, landlording is merely a symptom of capitalism.

DETAIN!

Someone Jumps Over The Wall

opens drawer

💥🔫

yaRrr 🏴‍☠️

(sorry my pirate brain must’ve subconsciously took over 😉)

Life Pro Tips:

To USA Residents: If electricity is too expensive, you could always save money by shoplifting 😉 (go for the big corporate chains)

Without it we’re basically fucked.

Meh, there is Galileo.

You may or maynot need new equipment tho

Other countries can launch their own satellites if they want, but they don’t because that’s expensive

They do, and they did:

EU (not a country, but still) - Galileo

Russia - GLONASS

China - BeiDou

They all have their own.

🤣

Who’s “We”? The Government?

“Government is too reliant on Government?” (GPS is run by the US Government)

So they want to rely less on government, but relying on a corporation.

🤔

When I was a kid, I asked a science teacher: “Why don’t humans just evolve to adapt to the ozone layer being gone”

The teacher responded: “That’s not how evolution works…” (and then explained it)

An UNDER-PAID TEACHER can understand that, are these journalists just kids who never paid attention in class?

I’m probably ending up in a concentration camp anyways, might as well vent while I can… 🙃

The answer is simpler than that: the “checks and balances” system is a facade created to prevent meaningful progressive policy from passing.

Checks and Balances always work in favor of the more evil side.

The “Good Guys” would respect the checks of balances, making it harder to enact good policies. The “Bad Guys” would just ignore all this, and just use executive orders for everything, as we can see this administration doing right now.

Checks and Balances can only prevent corrupt individuals, it prevents one branch from becoming evil, not an entire party that has taken over all 3 branches of government, and working together to destroy democracy.