Every morning when I read the latest news:

“Fuck, he’s still alive…”

What a shame… that it wasn’t burned to the ground.

Jealous of your hot water capacity. Take a shower at my apt, and it’s on a 1 hr cooldown after that, or you’re taking a cold one.

Why can’t we go back to small phones?

Answering that directly would be a violation of rule #6.

What should the individual German citizen have done in the 1920s and 1930s to prevent the Nazis from rising to power and/or to resist them once they were in power? Cuz… that.

Sorry Ukraine. Turns out most of the US is either just fucking evil, or not bothered enough by evil to lift a fucking finger to stop it.

I really thought we were better than this. We’ve failed the entire planet.