Nah I’m in my 20s, that’s just what happens when you are super horny, aren’t ashamed of it, but also don’t know what sex is.

And that time was in middle school, and the someone was me

I second this notion that Bowser is sexy as hell

The career path for a Democrat is

1. Get into national politics
2. Don’t offend the corpos so you can build connections with them for Step 4
3. Don’t rock the boat so you keep your political connections for Step 4
4. When its time to retire, join a lobbying firm and use your political and corporate connections for a nice cushy paycheck.

Which is why they hate any democrat that rocks the boat: they’re endangering their retirement.

Technically they prefer to poop in clean-smelling litterboxes, like cats, so predators won’t be able to find them. But they also tend to stop giving a shit about that at some point once they realize their human will clean up after them anyway.

At least they don’t pee on each other to establish dominance lol