Vim, fight me.

He/him

They’re still there.

I woke up and time made no sense, the sun was an hour ahead. I have some clocks that I deliberately keep air gapped from the internet, those clocks all agreed with the sun. Only the clocks that were connected to the internet changed, I think it was the government!

I didn’t expect this question to be so hard. I’d probably squander it trying to decide the best way to use a free hour.

No, but I think we’re statistically likely to be in a simulation of the universe. Suppose a sufficiently advanced civilization is able to create an advanced machine capable of simulating the universe. It stands to reason that they’d be able to simulate it multiple times, as their technology improves, they can simulate it more times. There could be nearly infinite simulations, but only one real universe. What are the odds that this universe is the real one?

Yellow.

I prefer less, the shortcuts are intuitive and searching backwards has been a life saver for me.

Yes, it hurt before, it still does.

I don’t care, I just want it to stop happening.

No, they are roughly the same amount of time.