He didn’t chicken out, his mum just said he wasn’t allowed! /j

What a loser

this is the most bitchless thing i’ve read all week, congratulations

Handles do exist, they’re just optional and most channers don’t use them.

The Room

I hate this.

You think??? You dodged a goddamn bullet right there.

Interesting. I get that this is a pretty morbid line of thought, but I’d kinda just assumed that the amount of force required to crush a person like that would be more than enough to just… rip off a foot or the limb or whatever and still leave enough of a person left over to survive…? At least, assuming bystanders were quick enough to stop the bleeding. idk…

You’ve piqued my curiosity: how does one even get sucked into an escalator? What’s gotta happen to make that work???

You mean to say I should let it out of the enriching environment i’ve set up for it in my basement? What if it runs away???