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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • “Stupid f****t plane!” Hegseth said, between lunchtime kamikaze shots. He then led the office in a sing-song chant of “Delete! Delete!” while performing a kind of russian kick-step.

    Sources who spoke on the condition of bronymity said he then jammed his foot against the nearby cubicle wall and got it stuck between it and the wall. “Cheap ass c*********g cubic- g’s**t! I’ll f**king sue!” he said laughingly according to video posted to X.

    While waiting for maintenance workers to free his foot, he fired one of them for “looking f**king gay”. “Jerry! Beer me!” he called to Undersecretary for National Defense Strategies, Jerry O’Brien, while the remaining maintenance worker prepared a power grinder tool.