Dipshits going “I made this!” is not indicative of what this makes possible.

Fired for being antifa.

I mean - have you followed AI news? This whole thing kicked off maybe three years ago, and now local models can render video and do half-decent reasoning.

None of it’s perfect, but a lot of it’s fuckin’ spooky, and any form of “well it can’t do [blank]” has a half-life.

Self-learned programming, started building stuff on my own, and then went through an actual computer science program.

Same. Starting with QBASIC, no less, which is an excellent source of terrible practices. At one point I created a code snippet that would perform a division and multiplication to find the remainder, because I’d never heard of modulo. Or functions.

Right now, this lets people skip the hair-pulling syntax errors, and tell the computer what they think the program should be doing, in plain English. It’s not even “compileable pseudocode.” It’s high-level logic, nearly to the point that logic errors are all that can remain. It desperately needs some non-answer feedback states for if you tell it to “implement MP4 encoding” and expect that to Just Work.

But it’s teaching people to write the comments first.

we’re nowhere close to that right now.

The distance from here to “oh shit” is shorter than we’d prefer. This tech works like a joke. “Chain of thought” apparently means telling the robot to act smarter… and it does. Which is almost less silly than Stable Diffusion removing every part of the marble that doesn’t look like Hatsune Miku. If it’s stupid, but it works… it’s still stupid. But it works.

Someone’s gonna prompt “Write like Donald Knuth” and the robot’s gonna go, “Oh, you wanted good code? Why didn’t you say so.”

An otherwise meh article concluded with “It is in everyone’s interest to gradually adjust to the notion that technology can now perform tasks once thought to require years of specialized education and experience.”

Much as we want to point and laugh - this is not some loon’s fantasy. This is happening. Some dingus told spicy autocomplete ‘make me a database!’ and it did. It’s surely as exploit-hardened as a wet paper towel, but it functions. Largely as a demonstration of Kernighan’s law.

This tech is borderline miraculous, even if it’s primarily celebrated by the dumbest motherfuckers alive. The generation and the debugging will inevitably improve to where the machine is only as bad at this as we are. We will be left with the hard problem of deciding what the software is supposed to do.

CIO, Peregrine Took.

I’m stealing “pro bono pen testing.”

It’s not ideal, but we’re pretty fucking far from ideal.

Yeah, let people elect a dictator! What could possibly go wrong?

Let the majority do whatever it wants to minorities, says liberal democracy understander.