It makes me feel like I own my PC.

Bend to my will, silicon golem, for I am root!

*Krampekrabbe

(OK, I made that one up)

DO NOT call the police. They will confiscate the server as evidence, and lacking any other suspect, you will be their primary lead. Police aren’t about convictions or justice, they want to consider a case solved.

By law, you are not liable. But because of law enforcement incentives, it will absolutely become your problem.

Logic dictates that “Jilted” means “covered in Jold”. Ergo, “jold” is a synonym for whatever causes “unfavored” or “fallen out of favor”

“We have too much jold and should get a divorce”

BuT aT lEaSt DeMoCrAtS wErE TaUgHt A lEsSoN!!