you don’t know how military alliances work, do you? not to worry, the US president doesn’t know either.

All this raises the question: Why has the US president chosen to upend trade relations on the North American continent?

It’s because the trade agreement trump’s unhappy with was made by a raging moron.

Ohh, Thanks I did need a dictionary for the OP, but you still left out the racist 4chan verbiage around the etymology (“CIA N*s glow in the dark”). https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/glowie#English

A headline without calling it an “Artificial Sun”?!