Lol I read this with a comma after the word “yes”, and as a man myself and knowing lots of men, this is usually still true

And also talking loudly about stealing your shit.

Two things can be true

This is genuinely upsetting. Bravo.

No Maggie, not Aztec, Olmec. Ol-mec.

Didn’t Trump already do this last time? I seem to remember a lot of our intelligence assets dying suddenly after meeting with Putin or something?